Date Household Objects in This Fun Simulator

If Boyfriend Dungeon is too ordinary for you, allow Date Everything! to fix your love life. It is what it says on the cover: a dating simulator where you can rizz your sofa, fridge, vacuum cleaner, cupboard, bed, and whatever else your gaze falls upon.

There are 100 fully voiced characters you can woo and a range of choices to make, which will lead you to one of the 3 endings per person (object?).

The developers from Sassy Chap Games promise a lot of puns and tons of fun. If you were wondering if you could bed the bed, you probably can, but offscreen as the content description mentions sexual innuendos and references only.

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